Greetings Sports Fans - This is Stacey Bolin
reporting on this latest update on the amateur
professional Olympics of the Bolin family during our trip to California. As I spoke of before, it seemed like every
time we turned around, something crazy and totally spontaneous was taking us
upon more and more first and unexpected adventures. So in the spirit of sports
here are the remaining events that we tried to medal in.
We only received the bronze medal in
this event as we received a 2.0 deduction due to the fact that the I-phone
could only find food locations down to the exact inch. Trying to find the
Hollywood sign led us to Griffith Park, where at the time, was under a close watch
because of a bobcat who had attacked a person. How did we find the sign? Driving
down sunset Blvd. and just happened to look up in the hills. HELLO!!! After
doing our best to read our barely printed map, we found the sign.
"It's A Small World" Event: This is a Self-Inflicted Boating Adventure that requires participation from all family members with a strong individual ability to
keep from going to crazy. The object of
this sport is to get onto an unmanned boat and feel like you are traveling cross country in five
minutes in a single building, you heard me right a single building, not a single
bound, While having to hear "It's a
Small World" in a multitude of various languages playing over and over And
Over, AND OVER- *&^%&%&^#^!!!! - WITHOUT GOING MADDDDDD!!!!!. One
team member losing their cool could spoil the chances of winning a medal in this
event. I'm sure I don't have to go into great detail as to why we didn't place
in this sport. Wink. Be sure to watch the entire link...then try to imagine being on a boat, that once your on it, you have to ride it until the end.
Getting mentally ready to compete in the "It's A Small World" event. |
The building alone should indicate how crazy your about to become. The entrance into the "Small World" event. (smile). |
"Who's HOOTERS are who’s"
Event: Now this was the BIGGEST and most
important male team event, which the 3 men of our family had been training hard for all summer so that they would be ready to compete. The
object of this sport was to be able to eat your lunch, while smiling long and
hard. So, why would they have a hard time eating their lunch with a smile you
ask? Because this event was held at the "HOOTERS" in Hollywood,
and why? because everything is bigger in Hollywood. Another rule is that you were not to
be polite and look at your waitresses face when she asks if everything is good,
you are supposed node your head up and down and you stare intently at her twins and the size of her cleavage. Note: No
food could fall from your mouth or it would result in an immediate disqualification. I knew they could win this event
hands down. Have you ever tried to open
your mouth wide to bite a burger when you have a grin that goes from ear to
ear? I'm happy to say that this was only a men's event and that I was asked to
be a judge. Their forms was perfect, their ability to pay attention to two large details
was superb, but I know it was not easy to keep their food in their mouths each time a
distraction came upon them, but somehow they managed, and in this event of our
trip WE WON GOLD! Not that I am proud of this win and what it entailed, but will say we had a great time in Hollywood and - The chicken sandwich with provolone cheese, bacon and Jalapenos is fantastic, but ask for a side of ranch dressing - that makes it flippen awesome!
My "3" Champions - You can see how happy they are. |
The Gold Medal A Framed Picture that we attended |
He tries so hard to make it look like he's not having any fun - DON'T BE FOOLED YA'LL! |
FOOD WAS FANTASTIC! A MUST TRY WHEN IN CALI! |
Reese and his corndog from hell at the Ventura County Fair |
Mother (Me) and Son (Reese) footprints. A Morning Spent at Hueneme Beach While Ron, Ryan and Fred explored the Base |
Ventura Naval Base - Formerly knows as N.C.T.C. Seabee Base in Port Hueneme California |
Leaving the West Coast heading home. :( |
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