10
best excuses when you get caught falling asleep on your desk at work:
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might
happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they
raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the
White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the
mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool
resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise
to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward
people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost
figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong
pot..."
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught
sleeping at your
desk...
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