Once again I apologize - How can you give me feed back on my blogs if I don't remember to hit - Publish. Thanks to Lynn for letting me know you have been waiting patiently for the past twenty-four hours for yesterdays blog.
I call this chapter of my story "Making
Memories out of an Ever Changing World" - The Adventures of BIG Toe and
his gang. So, before I get into the
story let me show you a picture of "Big Toe.
Notice the red curved brick around the hot tub This is very important for the rest of my story. |
The plan was do a side 1/8th twist with a
stomach roll belly flop wave splash that got everyone wet. It was perfect. He
walked gracefully over to the side of the pool marked 5' deep. He took a
breath, peered around the pool to make sure that all on lookers had their full
attention on him i.e., (You know, others watching like say a few unknown bikini
wearing cougars - wink) then he took in a deep breath and lunged himself
towards the water and then began to scream both before and after he hit the
water. That wasn’t part of the routine – A 1.5 deduction needed to be added for
putting extra materials into his performance. It appeared that our homegrown
athlete had suffered a major sports injury. On lookers, that were his best
buddy and his family, ours kids, and I, all stood pool side waiting with
anticipation of what the injury could have been. A massive wedgie? Cramps from
just finishing up a ham sandwich pool side, (Mama always said, never go
swimming after you eat) or worse - one of those farts that smell toxic no
matter what conditions you are in. We were about to find out.
When he finally emerged from the crystal
waters, a look of pain and the agony of de-feet, yes I spelt that right, it was
pain from the feet that was causing his discomfort. Somehow he had jammed his
big toe on the rounded raised red brick pool boarder. To all of us, he looked
like a guy ready for some fun in a pool as he threw himself into the water,
but the outcome was anything but cool as you can tell by the big black and blue toe, in the picture below, why he was in so much pain - he had broken it and would not go to the hospital to get it looked at.
Now you would think that anyone suffering
from an injury that is a broken bone, and it being your foot, would make sure
that walking would be at the utmost - minimum.
Not No, but HELL NO! Not "Big Toe" he went on with the rest of the Olympic events
we had planned to take part in during our 12 day stay in California. Now as much as I would love to write this whole story out at once - What is a story without pictures , and my friends, the pictures help this memory making story the best it can be. But having to many pictures at once, make this blogging process as slow as snails on hot tar and it gets you nowhere. So, going on with the next Professional Amatures Olympic Vacationing Event we have the ever popular on sight game of....
Racquet Ball Tennis - Yes folks you read that absolutely right and it is just what you’re
thinking. My husband is a racquet ball king, speed is his thing and adapted this to his tennis
game. Needless to say, a lot of his balls were in the parking lot instead of on
the court. But for this same reason, meaning his racquet ball speed approach to
the game, we discovered that balls that are hit towards a chain-link fence that
is not covered with the netting, like what you see behind husband, and two boys
in the pictures below, will go through it into the other court at rocket speed.
As my younger son who went into the court next to us to retrieve balls that were hit to hard by my older son
(In the second photo below) and decided to heckling my husband about his superman
tennis skills thinking he was safe being on the other side of the fence. Wrong!
Yes, it was quite an Olympic week for the Bolin family and there is much more where that came from. Join me tomorrow for more on Big Toe and his Olympic adventures such as: Taming the wild coaster, Is it really a small world? Where's the Sign? and Let's Got To HOOTERS in Hollywood!" I promise you won't be disappointed. Thanks for joining me. Blog you tomorrow.
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